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[oshitari_kenya]

Okay, I don't care if I get in trouble, I'm wearing normal shoes from now on. I broke one of my heels, and nearly got hurt! Luckily, I have good reflexes, so I avoided injury, but I'm putting my foot down! No more heels!

EDIT: NO MORE SKIRT EITHER, I'M WEARING SCRUBS.

In other news, My Iguana is adjusting just fine. I'm gonna miss her so much when I'm on my expedition. Her and I are gonna head to the gym for a run!

Comments

[mmmarui]

Pouring one out for the end of an era

[oshitari_kenya]

...Never said I wouldn't wear them off duty.

[mmmarui]

🙏🙏🙏

[oshitari_kenya]

I need new ones, though, I really did break the heel on one of them.

[mmmarui]

Nothing some glue can't fix, not like you'll actually have to walk in them

[oshitari_kenya]

Oh...I suppose you're right...

[mmmarui]

So how fast can your iguana run?

[oshitari_kenya]

She can run 34 km an hour!

[mmmarui]

What, for real?! She always looks so calm and relaxed when I see her...

[oshitari_kenya]

That's because she's usually pretty lazy!

[mmmarui]

Haha I can relate to that. So does she run on the treadmill with you? Who goes faster, you or her?

[oshitari_kenya]

Sometimes she just hangs out on my back, and sometimes she runs on her own treadmill! I'm faster!

[mmmarui]

You sure? I'll have to come see for myself.

[oshitari_kenya]

...I don't think I wanna go run anymore right now.

[mmmarui]

Huh? But you love running. It's your thing.

[oshitari_kenya]

am I stupid?

[mmmarui]

No? Kinda ditzy, but not stupid. Why are you worrying about that all of a sudden?

[oshitari_kenya]

Because apparently my whole uniform was just me being sexually harassed and I never realized...

[mmmarui]

Oh.... Kenya-chan..... but it was so cute on you........

[oshitari_kenya]

well, I still don't have any pants, so I have to still wear the skirt until I figure something else out...but...I just, I didn't think I deserved to be tricked like that.

ooc: strikes deleted

[mmmarui]

They didn't give you anything extra to change into? How are you supposed to wash stuff? We'll figure something out for you okay, no more wearing the skirt even if it is really sexy.

Re: ooc: strikes deleted

[oshitari_kenya]

I got two skirts and no pants, and Dr. Atobe said I couldn't wear scrubs.

...But you like the skirt.

[mmmarui]

I like the skirt but that doesn't mean you should wear it to work if you dont want to. Your body, not mine. Anyway Dr Atobe's the one who started this in the first place, so just wear the scrubs. HR will take your side, I promise.

[oshitari_kenya]

Okay, I will! Thank you, Bunta!

[mmmarui]

By the way, give me one or your skirts. I have an idea.